If you like to drink sodas, but don't want the sugar or calories,
fortunately for you there's diet sodas.  In the past the trade-off
was that saccarin could cause cancer.  Today the trade-off is that
women who drink diet sodas may stop ovulating, for that has been
found to be one of the effects of Nutra-Sweet[TM].

Of course it's totally up to you whether you see this as a feature
or a bug....