WARNING		WARNING		WARNING		WARNING

    Do NOT try to reduce the commute time to Milpitas by hustling along
Barber Lane.  The speed limit is 40, and it is enforced routinely.  Apparently
this has become quite a profit center for the city of Milpitas--the cops
are out there quite often.  The stretch they watch seems to be under-rated;
if you drive at what seems a comfortable speed, they will probably make
you uncomfortable.

    As they say in some comic books, 'Nuff sed.

	WARNING		WARNING		WARNING		WARNING

    Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed in
which direction to face to see it coming.  This has been a public service
message brought to you by the VAX Broadcasting System.