Well,
      All those years I bought candy, pledged money for "what ever" to
support those beautiful children of yours, special projects have now    
come payable. My son and daughter, (very cute twins), are entered in  
a childrens beauty pagent sponsored by Mount Madonna Y.M.C.A. Mens
Service Club. The proceeds to benifit Y.M.C.A. youth projects. Each  
ticket is cost $.50, and is worth 100 votes, 2,000 votes/book with an
additional 500 bonus points for each completed book. Door prizes are:
1st $300.00, 2nd $200.00, and 3rd $100.00, (winner need not be present 
to win). Drawing is Sunday Oct 13, 1991, which gives you plenty of time
to withdraw your life savings to donate!

      Just kidding, I do have two books of tickets on me now, and once 
sold will bring in more, (key word "once"). It is a worth while promotion 
and I sincerely appreciate your support.

      OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY FOR YOUR CALL!!
      EXT 1753

                                                                 RLO