Path: dms!motcsd!apple!olivea!uunet!mcsun!uknet!edcastle!tjc
From: [email protected] (A J Cunningham)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac.programmer
Subject: Disclaimer
Keywords: joke
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: 20 Nov 91 11:36:46 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University Colouring Book Software
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Found somewhere on the Desperately Seeking Seven Developers' CD:


 This software has not been painstakingly tested by Apple's ruthlessly
 efficient quality engineers (although it was co-written by one of them.)
 Neither Apple Computer, Incorporated, nor the authors of this software
 make any legally binding claim that this software will do anything in
 particular besides use up valuable space on a CD or hard disk. In the event
 that your use of or inability to use this software results in a visitation
 from MacsBug, damage to other software or hardware, the explosion of your
 Macintosh in a shower of sparks (as seen on Star Trek.) or indeed the end
 of Western Civilzation As We Know It, your attempts to attach blame onto
 Apple Computer, Incorporated or the authors of this software will be
 expensive and unsuccessful. Have a nice day.

-- 
Tony Cunningham, Edinburgh University Computing Service. [email protected]

Inspiration, move me brightly, light the song with sense and colour, hold
away despair. More than this I will not ask faced with mysteries dark and vast.