Yes, it's time to be spiritually uplifted again.  The enigmatic
Church of the Subgenius is making an appearance Saturday, November 9,
at the Stone in San Francisco.  That which began as a parody of fundamentalist
Christianity now threatens to become the new religion of the masses.  

	HEAR the profound words of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

	SEE the launching of the bleeding head of Arnold Palmer

	SING along with moving anti-music hymns like 
		"Told the Judge (to suck my ****)"

	Pull the wool over your own eyes.  You will pay $$$ to know what
you really believe.  Only $7.50.  Tickets available from Bass.  See them
now, while it's still optional.