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Date: October 23, 1990 12:13
From: MIKE::SMITH
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
I am pleased to announce the promotion of Steve Williamson to the position of Supervisor of Shipping, Receiving, and the Stockroom for Manufacturing. Steve has been with Atari Games since August of 1988 at which time he was assigned to the Receiving Department. Steve continued to work in Receiving and did an outstanding job of organizing and streamlining the Dock to Stock process. He was able to reduce the Dock to Stock times from 3 plus days to less than one. In June of this year Steve was promoted to Stockroom Leadperson and was charged with insuring the accuracy and integrity of kitting, stocking, and data entry. Steve once again excelled this position and has demonstrated to all of his fellow Atarians a can do ability that is appreciated by all. Steve will have responsibility for all aspects of material control, receiving, and shipping. I feel very confident that Steve will continue to excell in this new and challenging position. Please join me in congratulating Steve. Thanx, Tom Smith
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Date: October 23, 1990 14:02
From: GAWD::KHODADADI
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK.DIS
From: MIKE::SMITH 23-OCT-1990 12:12:35.15 To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK CC: Subj: ORGANIZATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT I am turned on to announce the promotion of Steve Williamson to the position of Supervisor of Shipping, Receiving, and the Stockroom for Manufacturing. Steve has been with Atari Games since August of 1988 at which time he was assigned to the Receiving Department dick. Steve continued to do Receiving and did an outstanding job of organizing and streamlining the Dick to Butt process. He was able to reduce the Dick to Butt times from 3 plus days to less than one without any lubricant!. In June of this year Steve was promoted to Stockroom Leadperson and was charged with insuring the accuracy and integrity of kitting, stocking, and data entry. Steve once again excelled this position and has demonstrated to all of his fellow Atarians a can dick anytime ability that is appreciated by all of us butt heads. Steve will have responsibility for all aspects of material control, receiving, and shipping. I feel very turned on that Steve will continue to dick me in this new and challenging position. Please join me and Steve and somebody bring me a set of kneepads. Thanx, ahh, yah yah... Tom Smith
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Date: October 23, 1990 14:24
From: ERNIE::KHODADADI
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
From: MIKE::SMITH 23-OCT-1990 12:12:35.15 To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK CC: Subj: ORGANIZATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT I have just received this weird mail message from myself and I can only say that I'll never leave myself wide open to such practical joke by leaving myself logged on my terminal while I'm not around. Also, I only hope that the people mentioned in that mail message can forget the stupid message and not take it seriously. Farrokh
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Date: October 23, 1990 14:28
From: BERT::BENZLER
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
CC: BENZLER
Not funny. Simply tasteless. But I guess that's the kind of humor we should expect from someone who eats lamb heads. Whatever PERSONAL problems you guys seem to have, please keep them that way.
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Date: October 23, 1990 14:35
From: BERT::BENZLER
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
CC: BENZLER
My personal and public apology to Farrokh. As for those terminal gremlins...
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Date: October 23, 1990 15:00
From: MIKE::WILLIAMSON
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK,WILLIAMSON
TO THE "GREMLIN" THAT DECIDED TO DISGUSTINGLY DISPLAY THEIR SEXUAL FANTASIES AT MY EXPENSE, I HOPE YOU THOUROUGHLY ENJOYED THE EXPERIENCE. THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL SO ENCLINED TO USE MY NAME IN VAIN, PLEASE HAVE THE "BALLS" TO AT LEAST USE YOUR OWN NAME, OR FEEL FREE TO SEE ME PERSONALLY. STEVE
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Date: October 23, 1990 15:03
From: BERT::CAMERON
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
Well, at least nobody borrowed anyone's tools.........
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Date: October 23, 1990 15:03
From: KIM::PIERCE
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
CC: PIERCE
WOW! All hurt personal feelings aside I really enjoyed that little spat of mail. Thanks to all concerned for making me laugh. MSP P.S. Oh yeah congratulations to Steve Williamson. I hope his on the job perfromance continues to impress others.
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Date: October 23, 1990 15:19
From: BERT::BENZLER
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
CC: BENZLER
...maybe I should have used the "I shouldn't leave my terminal unattended" excuse too. I apologize to all who might have been offended by my "lamb's head" comment. I did not mean it to be insulting to any particular group of people, so please excuse my ignorance. There are several people here that attended a dinner at a Greek restaurant in Chicago who watched a certain member of our group order a lamb's head and eat it for dinner. My remark was intended to be a reflection of my own personal taste relative to another individual's personal taste. Thank goodness ice cream is made in many different flavors!!! I certainly do not want to cause World War III here at Atari; so again, I accept complete personal responsibility for my actions and please accept my personal apology. --Linda P.S. Congratulations, Steve. Keep up the fine job. You have always been helpful and supportive to us here in the Marketing group.
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Date: October 23, 1990 17:22
From: ERNIE::SHEPPERD
To: @SYS$MAIL:EVERYBODY
CC: SHEPPERD
One is reticent to enter the "mail-ways" in light of the hate mail that is flinging around today, but here goes: We managed to zap the offend-a-gram before everyone got it. If you don't know what all the fuss is about, then nevermind. Even though I have reason to believe there's no danger of more instances of this sort, I'd like to recommend the more liberal use of SLEEPWP (or logout) anyway. BTW: My congratulations to Steve Williamson on a job well done. ------------------------------------------------- An now for something completely different: Due to the fact that the power to the building in 675 will be off between the hours of 8am and 1pm (or thereabouts) this coming saturday, I'd like to remind everyone that during those hours there will be: NO Telephone service in either 675 or 735. NO computer services in either 1623, 675, 735 or via modem. NO outside access to 675 In preparation for this, I plan on shutting off the computers on friday at about 9pm. They will be backup and running late in the afternoon on Saturday. So, please, please, please don't call me saturday morning to tell me the computer doesn't work. I'll know that already. Thanks in advance. ds
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Date: October 25, 1990 15:48
From: BERT::CAMERON
To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK
So, we had a junk mail message this week that was offensive. .......... We seem to have a new policy here at Atari to make a new policy when ever someone steps over the invisible line. I hope that doesn't happen in this instance. We should not let one person ruin a good thing for the rest of us. I believe that junk mail is a valuable vehicle for expounding ideas, venting frustration, disseminating worthless information, selling our extra A's tickets, and whatever else. Humor at the expense of another is rarely good humor. We can only be our own judge as to what is in good humor and what falls into poor taste. After an incident like this one comes an eerie junk mail silence. I say on with the show. Write that junk! Thanks, this soapbox is closed, Carole
Oct 23, 1990