It is now, and always has been , the policy of this Company to assure its
employees that they are well trained. Through our SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TRAINING program (SHIT), we have given our employees more SHIT than any
other company in the area.

If any employee feels that he or she does not oeceive enough SHIT on their
job,or that he or she could advance to another position by taking more SHIT
see your supervisor.

Our management people are specially trained to assure you that you will get all
the SHIT you can handle.
  
an

Any individual who feels he or she has not received sufficient SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING , should see your supervisor so they can put you at the top
of their SHIT list.