May I have your attention please!
Just arrived today! (Probably yesterday by the time most of you get this)
By popular demand! 

Delivered to the proud parents of Cris & Edie Drobny!
IT'S A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Born at 7:46 p.m. on 1/15/92 (Six days shy of Dad's birthday)
5 lbs. 3 oz. 18 inches long! Scored a 9 on the APGAR (or what ever its called)
Mom delivered on her side and dad did his best to help out.
Mom & baby are both doing great. Dads havin a beer.