Since I've come back to work here, I've come to realize what a
great place this is to work. I get to work with a real swell group of
exciting, innovative people. So anyway, I would like to show my
appreciation and get to know all of you better by buying you all
lunch today. That's right, I want to buy each and everyone of you lunch
today!!!
	This may be hard to schedule, so what I'm going to do is this:
Drop by my office (or call 3733) and I have a crisp, new ten dollar
bill for everyone. That way you can all enjoy a nice lunch on me.
Have a nice day, now!!!

				See, I really am a nice guy,

						Ralph