ATTENTION ALL CONSUMERS:

Tired of using that old, beat up-looking tupperware, or worse yet, imitation
tupperware?  Well, it's about time you bought some new ones.  Come on over and
take a look at the latest Tupperware Catalog.  They've got some cool colors
now a days.  And for all you people with young children, they've got some great
stuff to make traveling with their meals a little easier.  They've got some
classic toys, too.  So come one, come all, and come to my Tupperware Party if
you like.  ( Thurs, Jan 28, 7:30 PM ) RSVP to this address or call x1714.
For you married men, don't forget to ask your wives about this.  Or better yet,
put in an order and give it to her for Valentine's Day.  Not the most romantic
gift, but it's just as good as the Food Processor you gave her last year.
Catalog is in my office.  Come and take a look at the new, exiciting world
of Tupperware!!!!  (What a commercial.  Shut up, Nat)