SO YOU SAY YOU'RE CONFUSED BY RECENT EVENTS FOREIGN EVENTS WISE???
YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW IF THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE ARE REALLY THAT STUPID???

WELL BUNKY, I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT!! YOU SEE ITS LIKE THIS:

	FACT #1 : ITS BEEN WELL KNOWN THAT THE NEW SOVIET EMBASSY IS SITTING
IN A VERY ADVANTAGEOUS LOCATION TO RECIEVE ALL SORTS OF MICROWAVE PHONE 
LINKS, AND HAS DIRECT LINE OF SIGHT ON A NUMBER OF IMPORTANT GOV'T BUILDINGS.

	FACT #2 : ITS BEEN WELL KNOWN BUT UNDER REPORTED, THAT OUR NEW
EMBASSY BUILDING IS BEING RIDDLED WITH BUGS AS IT IS CONSTRUCTED.

	FACT #3 : IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT THE STAFF AT THE US MOSCOW
EMBASSY IS ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY KGB AND FRIENDS.


	SO MY THEORY IS THAT THE MARINE GUARD WAS UNDER ORDERS TO FRATERNIZE
SO AS TO CREATE ENOUGH OF A SCANDAL THAT THE FACT OUR NEW EMBASSY WAS BEING
BUGGED COULD DRAGGED IN AS PART OF THE MEDIA EVENT. ALL THIS TO GIVE THE
PREZ ENOUGH OF AN EXCUSE TO SAY " THE SOVIETS CAN NOT OCCUPY THEIR EMBASSY,
UNTIL WE RECIEVE A NEW, BUG FREE EMBASSY"; AN EVENT THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

	OF COURSE, THIS SCENARIO WOULD BE TRANSPARENT UNLESS WE HAD ALREADY
DEMONSTRATED OUR INCOMPETENCE WITH THE IRAN IMBROGLIO.

	SO REST EASY MY FRIENDS. IRAN DIDN'T USE US TO STING THE RUSS-IONS
AND THE ISRAELIS, WE USED THE IRANIANS TO STING THE RUSSIANS AND IN THE 
PROCESS LENGTHEN THE IRAN-IRAQ WAR, WHICH RON'S PERSONAL FRIEND 
ADNON KASHOGGHI WANTS TO CONTINUE, SO HE CAN KEEP SELLING THEM ARMS!!

	MY HAT IS OFF TO COL. OLIVER FOR THIS BRILLIANT MASTER STROKE.

P.S. IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT OLIVER N. IS A MARINE>>>>>>