STOP....BEFOR YOU HIT THE RETURN BUTTON, THIS IS NOT JUNK MAIL.

TODAY, WE RECEIVED GREETINGS FROM THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INNTERIOR
TO THE TUNE OF A $250.00 FINE.  AS MOST OF YOU KNOW FROM 1501
SWALLOWS ARE PROTECTED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, AND NOW ARE UNDER
THE PROTECTION OF ATARI GAMES CORPORATION.

IN THE COMING WEEK I WILL BE POSTING INFORMATION REGARDING THE LAWS
PROTECTING SWALLOWS.  

AS A COST SAVING MEASURE, ATARI WILL NOT PAY THE NEXT FINE ($500.00)
ANY EMPLOYEE FOUND TAMPERING WITH THE SWALLOW'S NEST WILL HAVE THIS
HONOR.

THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN PRESERVING OUR WILDLIFE.