LATE LAST NIGHT I FINISHED A THREE NIGHT ROOM-PAINTING PROJECT
AND THIS MORNING MY HOUSE DOESN'T SMELL OF PAINT.
	HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
	I HAVE BEEN USING A LITTLE TRICK FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS THAT 
WORKS WONDERS. WHEN YOU FIRST OPEN A CAN A PAINT, STIR IN A SPOONFULL
OF VANILLA. THEN PAINT AWAY. SOMEHOW IT CUTS THE PAINT SMELL.
	I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS, BUT IT DOES!

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