atari email archive

a collection of messages sent at Atari from 1983 to 1992.

On being a jerk to the janitor

For those of you who, like myself, leave your wallet and/or purse in your desk, BEWARE!!!

Howard Slade accuses the janitor of stealing money, then gets mocked.


A WORD TO THE WISE

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     For those of you who, like myself, leave your wallet
and/or purse in your desk, BEWARE!!!

     Friday night, after the Beer Bust, I returned to my office
to pick up my stuff, and found a Janitor reading one of my magazines.
He quickly left and on my way out the front lobby I thought I had
better check my wallet.  You guessed it: $20 lighter.  Soooo, if
you're gonna leave them, lock them!

                                Howard

A WORD FROM THE WISE

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FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER THE BEER BUST, AS I WAS POLISHING HOWARD SLADE'S DESK,
I NOTICED HOWARD IN THE BROOM CLOSET. AS I APPROACHED, HE LEFT IN A HURRY.
I THOUGHT I HAD BETTER CHECK MY BUCKETS AND I FOUND THAT ONE OF THEM WAS
ABOUT 16 OUNCES HEAVIER.  SOOO IF YOUR GOING TO LEAVE YOUR BUCKETS AROUND
WHEN HOWARD IS DRINKING; LOCK THEM UP.
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Mar 11, 1985