Remember the "line cord crimp tool" I was looking for so desparately
last week?  It has been found.  Some absent-minded system programmer type
who shall remain nameless found them in a paper bag in my office at home...
er, that is, HIS office at HIS home.  So, thank you for looking and keeping
an eye out for it, as I'm sure you all did.  Sorry for the false alarm.

PS:  His initials are

sas